Monday, December 7, 2009

I don't usually do this, but I thought you all would enjoy a good chuckle to start your day or end your night!
Enjoy... !
Only in America... Do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.

Only in America... Do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, & a diet coke. {so me!}

Only in America... Do banks leave vault doors open & then chain the pens to the counters. {good one}

Only in America... Do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway & put our useless junk in the garage.

Only in America... Do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten & buns in packages of eight.

Only in America... Do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering. {my favorite}

Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?
Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed?
Why don't you ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'?
Why is 'abbreviated' such a long word?
Why is it that doctors call what they do 'practice'?
Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, & dish washing liquid made with real lemons?
Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?
You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?!
Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?
Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?
If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?
Had to share this with my BLOGGER friends... I couldn't stop laughing!

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