joke for the day

Why couldn't the skeleton go to the party?

He had no body to go with!

joke for the evening

What did the gum say to the shoe?

i'm stuck on you!

jokes for the evening

::1::

What do the cows do when they are first introduced?

They give each other a milkshake!

::2::

What does an aardvark like on its pizza?

Ant-Chovies